If you're getting this before it's happened, you're probably one of the few, the proud, the clean.. The not-going-to-Burning-Man-crowd!
Why sell a close relative into slavery in order to get enough money together to drive eight hours in order to sweat your dust-laden ass off all week in the desert when.. For FREE! you could be spending your time in beautiful, Bayview SF - with a few hundred of your fellow non-Burners who are clean, sexy, dressed to the hilt- and did I mention clean?
Yes, the obvious alternative to Burning Man is "Comfortable Man". It's like being in the desert without the heat, the dust, and the yahoos!
This Saturday - ONE NIGHT ONLY - The 2nd annual Comfortable Man at the Cracktory!
9pm -> whenever
1580 Custer Ave, SF
FREE!
BYOB (or whatever else floats your boat)
Participate! Creative Dress encouraged! Performances or art displays will be rewarded with showers of attention and admirers.. Oh and FREE admission to this FREE event! Wow!
Want to help out? Want to run a bar? Want to perform? Want to display your creation? Please contact me ASAP at: radioactiverubberpants @ ikillclowns.com
Not that I would want to make anyone feel obligated- But I totally encourage anyone who has had a creative idea (which will take less than 4 days to complete) to do so.. well.. now! And I also encourage those of you who enjoy their efforts to reward them with heavy flirting, a good make out session, heaps of compliments or hot sex.
Oh, but no more lesbian sex in my bed without permission. That was hot but not cool in so many ways..
Err.. Point being: If you can, volunteer your time and your talents! If not, come by anyway and enjoy yourself! But don't miss out on this once-a-year oportunity to not-be at Burning Man and really, REALLY be glad that you're here instead!
Why sell a close relative into slavery in order to get enough money together to drive eight hours in order to sweat your dust-laden ass off all week in the desert when.. For FREE! you could be spending your time in beautiful, Bayview SF - with a few hundred of your fellow non-Burners who are clean, sexy, dressed to the hilt- and did I mention clean?
Yes, the obvious alternative to Burning Man is "Comfortable Man". It's like being in the desert without the heat, the dust, and the yahoos!
This Saturday - ONE NIGHT ONLY - The 2nd annual Comfortable Man at the Cracktory!
9pm -> whenever
1580 Custer Ave, SF
FREE!
BYOB (or whatever else floats your boat)
Participate! Creative Dress encouraged! Performances or art displays will be rewarded with showers of attention and admirers.. Oh and FREE admission to this FREE event! Wow!
Want to help out? Want to run a bar? Want to perform? Want to display your creation? Please contact me ASAP at: radioactiverubberpants @ ikillclowns.com
Not that I would want to make anyone feel obligated- But I totally encourage anyone who has had a creative idea (which will take less than 4 days to complete) to do so.. well.. now! And I also encourage those of you who enjoy their efforts to reward them with heavy flirting, a good make out session, heaps of compliments or hot sex.
Oh, but no more lesbian sex in my bed without permission. That was hot but not cool in so many ways..
Err.. Point being: If you can, volunteer your time and your talents! If not, come by anyway and enjoy yourself! But don't miss out on this once-a-year oportunity to not-be at Burning Man and really, REALLY be glad that you're here instead!
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