Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
We, the members of the Pee Wees tribe, attire ourselves as Pee Wee Herman (or one of the many other famous characters from the best children's show ever, "Pee Wee's Playhouse") and go on drunken rampages of porn and booze every year on July 26th, otherwise known as "Paul Reubens Day", the anniversary of his arrest for Indecent Exposure.
So: For those of you who are new here, best get working on your Pee Wee costume! Pick your Pee Wee name (e.g. Punk Wee, Mini-Wee, She-Wee, Wee-Wee, Sherman Herman, etc.)! Get your Pee-Wee on! Buy Kleenex or save your used socks! Start watching lots of pr0n and drinking heavily WHILE IN PEE WEE GARB! And be ready, at all times, to heed the Pee Wee call and rush out for a display of madcap, drunken costumed public theater/debauchery as your bad Pee Wee self.
If it wasn't already clear, merely liking Pee Wee is not enough. Members of this tribe need to be willing to stage costumed Pee Wee assaults en masse at least once a year, if not more. (Of course, other Pee-Wee related costumes and characters are perfectly acceptable, including the lovely Miss Yvonne, the red bicycle, Jambi and others. Use your imagination!)
Furthermore: We, the Pee Wees, are the sworn natural enemies of the dread Pirates, those faux-nautical swabbie-come-latelies. Those eyepatched ninnies. Those parrot-dropping-covered ponces in poofy pantaloons! Those grog-swilling literary scenesters (I'm looking at you here, Eggers & Co.). And as the avowed foe of the Pirates, we are comitted to thwart, baffle and befuddle them at every opportunity. Crash pirate-themed events as Pee Wees. Whenever you see pirate signage or slogans, subvert them with the more-powerful Pee Wee iconography. Using your drunken porny powers do public battle with those swashbuckling swiffer-heads. Cover their vessels in cum-stains! Do whatever it takes to sink the pirate movement!
And lastly: We must always seek out the holy grail of Pee-Wee-dom: The Red Bicycle. Return it to us and the porny kingdom and the boozy glory shall be yours, now and forever.
That is all.
For further information, visit www.fluxdesign.com/prd
- Punk Wee
We, the members of the Pee Wees tribe, attire ourselves as Pee Wee Herman (or one of the many other famous characters from the best children's show ever, "Pee Wee's Playhouse") and go on drunken rampages of porn and booze every year on July 26th, otherwise known as "Paul Reubens Day", the anniversary of his arrest for Indecent Exposure.
So: For those of you who are new here, best get working on your Pee Wee costume! Pick your Pee Wee name (e.g. Punk Wee, Mini-Wee, She-Wee, Wee-Wee, Sherman Herman, etc.)! Get your Pee-Wee on! Buy Kleenex or save your used socks! Start watching lots of pr0n and drinking heavily WHILE IN PEE WEE GARB! And be ready, at all times, to heed the Pee Wee call and rush out for a display of madcap, drunken costumed public theater/debauchery as your bad Pee Wee self.
If it wasn't already clear, merely liking Pee Wee is not enough. Members of this tribe need to be willing to stage costumed Pee Wee assaults en masse at least once a year, if not more. (Of course, other Pee-Wee related costumes and characters are perfectly acceptable, including the lovely Miss Yvonne, the red bicycle, Jambi and others. Use your imagination!)
Furthermore: We, the Pee Wees, are the sworn natural enemies of the dread Pirates, those faux-nautical swabbie-come-latelies. Those eyepatched ninnies. Those parrot-dropping-covered ponces in poofy pantaloons! Those grog-swilling literary scenesters (I'm looking at you here, Eggers & Co.). And as the avowed foe of the Pirates, we are comitted to thwart, baffle and befuddle them at every opportunity. Crash pirate-themed events as Pee Wees. Whenever you see pirate signage or slogans, subvert them with the more-powerful Pee Wee iconography. Using your drunken porny powers do public battle with those swashbuckling swiffer-heads. Cover their vessels in cum-stains! Do whatever it takes to sink the pirate movement!
And lastly: We must always seek out the holy grail of Pee-Wee-dom: The Red Bicycle. Return it to us and the porny kingdom and the boozy glory shall be yours, now and forever.
That is all.
For further information, visit www.fluxdesign.com/prd
- Punk Wee
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Re: The purpose of this Tribe
Fri, July 23, 2004 - 12:35 PMAnd this is also a good intro.
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Re: The purpose of this Tribe
Fri, July 23, 2004 - 3:12 PM"We, the Pee Wees, are the sworn natural enemies of the dread Pirates.... Those grog-swilling literary scenesters (I'm looking at you here, Eggers & Co.)."
Okay, now I'm sold. See wee ya tomorrow. -
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Re: The purpose of this Tribe
Sat, July 23, 2005 - 2:51 AMI went to the first day but I won't go this time. I have been in life long therapy after a perv took nude pix of me as a kid. Pee Wee got caught doing this and was never punished. That's wrong man. I'm not talking about the old nudey muscle mags. Who cares about those? I'm talking about the polaroids. That's just sick. I hope the little kid gets the help he needs while Pee Wee just moonwalks off. -
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Re: The purpose of this Tribe
Sat, July 23, 2005 - 8:58 AMATTENTION PEEWEE TRIBE MEMBERS!
Rather than summarily delete the above post, I'd like to simply offer this handy reminder:
Please, Do Not Feed The Trolls.
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