I spent far too much of my day repairing, or at least attempting to repair, our spooge cannon. I'm afraid there were no cameras on hand when, with the tank under pressure, the hose came loose, and I was caught in an unstoppable jissom geyser of my own creation. You'll forgive me if I don't repeat this incident for you all tomorrow. Which is not to say that I won't, if bribed properly, but you bet your wee asses I'm not saying that I will.
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Re: Just got back from after-party set-up --
Fri, July 22, 2005 - 11:44 PMNew? Clean? I'm so confused.
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Re: Just got back from after-party set-up --
Fri, July 22, 2005 - 11:43 PMAhhh yes. Janky spooge canons and the resulting random, high-pressure semen explosions. Truly your tale brings a tear to my eye (and a swelling to my crotch).
It reminds me of the time, during the running of the Wees at Urban Iditarod, when the very first Semen Cannon blew a gasket while I was, er... pumping it in a Chinatown back alley. Without warning the lid blew off, loosing a massive burst of gloppy white fluid over a fourteen foot radius, while the pump head - now a small rocket - nearly decapitated a member of another team, who was inadvertantly milling nearby.
Indeed, such are the dangers of Wee-dom, my young Peedawan. But remember:
The Spooge Will Be With You, Always.
No, really. It gets stuck in your hair, and all up in your Pee Wee suit. At this point I don't even bother trying to clean the stuff out, I just get new Wee duds every time.
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Re: Just got back from after-party set-up --
Fri, July 22, 2005 - 11:46 PMLet me know when I tell one that brings a swelling to your eye and a tear to your crotch, won't you?
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